Dad Jokes That Made Us LOL

Dad jokes. I’m sure we’ve all heard a few throughout the years that made us shake our head, give a little smirk, and leave us speechless because they are just too cheesy. Who doesn’t love them?

In honor of Father’s Day, we held a dad joke contest. Not surprisingly, we had a bunch of hilarious entries! Our joke committee, comprised of our staff, couldn’t decide between two and had to flip a coin to determine a winner. Want to hear the winning joke? Keep reading to find out!

In the meantime, here are a few of our favorite dad joke entries that made us Laugh Out Loud…

If a cop pulls a U-Haul over, does that mean they are going to “Bust a Move”

Where do frogs deposit their money?
A: A riverbank

How does the butcher introduce his wife to folks?
A: “Meet Patty!”

How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it

Do you know what kind of doctor Dr. Pepper is?
A: A Fizzician

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A: A Toyoda

What do you call….

A cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef

A cow with lame legs?
A: Lean beef

A convulsing cow?
A: Beef jerky

A cow after giving birth?
A: De-calf-inated

A cow that no longer gives milk?
A: A milk dud that is udderly deficient

Last night my wife and I watched two movies back-to-back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV

Why do you take an extra pair of socks golfing?
A: In case you get a hole in one!

In a campground, you can never run. You can only ran, because it is past tents.

I have so many dad jokes I have to organize them in a dad-a-base

And now for our runner-up and the winner of this year’s dad joke contest! The winner received an OXO grill set that included a BBQ basting pot and brush as well as tongs, a grilling turner, and a non-stick silicone tool rest pad. Our winner gifted the prize to her father, who was excited to receive the grill set.

Runner-up:

John and Mary had been married over 50 years. On his death bed he asked Mary to be honest with him. “You gave me three sons. The first two are brilliant but the third is a no good lay-about, who is dumb as a rock. Tell me the truth Mary, is he my son?” Mary said yes. At that, John died happy. Mary said, “Thank god he didn’t ask about the first two!”

Submitted by Patrick F.

Winner:

Did you know in Hawaii it’s illegal to laugh loudly?

Yeah, you have to keep it to a-low-ha

Submitted by Zoe P.